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Brand@feddit.de to > Greentext@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

Anon finds a glitch in the modern dating system

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Brand@feddit.de to > Greentext@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • Crikeste@lemm.ee
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    Aren’t fantasies fun?

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      He’s so smart, tricking silly women into having sex with him in his mind.

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        But not smart enough to pick a percentage that divides evenly by 10.

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        Hahaha broads are so gullible.

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          Not all broads are like me…

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      What kind of robot thinks “hey are you waiting for someone” sounds like a normal thing to ask a person?

      Be me Stood up by obvious catfish Sad that I fell for it again Even worse, the man who’s been drinking alone while staring at me for the last half hour is coming over. He smirks and asks “hey are you waiting for someone”? I instinctually interpret it as “do you have any witnesses arriving soon?”

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