I know people I could torment with this. I’m not going to, but God it would be funny.
Catroach
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I kind of love this. Our voids also scatter when the lights come on.
Radroach infestation
I don’t like anything about that and it terrifies me.
This didn’t exist until someone decided it should
Oh God ! Oh God ! Oh God ! Mais quelle horreur ! Quelle abomination ! J’en perd mon anglais (T_T)
*Activates V.A.T.S.*
“OH phew it’s just CATS.”
Why do you have to make cats scary? (╥﹏╥)
When our cat was spayed, I modified a newborn size onesie to dress her in. She managed to wiggle out of it even while sound asleep. Getting out of this costume would be a piece of cake for her.
Cats collarbones don’t actually connect to anything. They’re just held in place with soft tissue, which is why cats can fit through tiny spaces.
Here’s me thinking it’s because they can change their molecular density at will, which is why a 12 pound cat sounds like a 600 pound Shetland pony when it’s galloping through the house at night.
every cat we’ve had except this current one was so very quiet (they liked stalking us around corners and slapping our booties) but our current calico, she has never heard the word quiet. i think they found her in a dumpster by the freeway and she’s a little deaf or something, she is the sweetest.
Someone please tell me this is AI
this is AI. someone got a purchase link?
