Based on a true story.
[Alt-text]A brain asks a woman in bed, “Hey you goin’ to sleep?”. The woman responds, “Yes, now shut up”. The brain says, “The internet is speculating that Trump died.” The woman has a dead eye stare and is not going to sleep in a timely fashion.
What about “Trump is a mushroom”? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenin_was_a_mushroom
Trump is already a mushroom, just ask Stormy Daniels
“Trump is a mushroom” will occur in 20 years when the population finds it unable to exist in a reality without Trump.