Based on a true story.
[Alt-text]A brain asks a woman in bed, “Hey you goin’ to sleep?”. The woman responds, “Yes, now shut up”. The brain says, “The internet is speculating that Trump died.” The woman has a dead eye stare and is not going to sleep in a timely fashion.
That seems to be the case. He looks alive at golf today:
https://www.forbes.com/sites/tylerroush/2025/08/30/is-trump-dead-rumors-debunked-as-trump-seen-leaving-for-golf/
Perhaps it’s a double like what Putin does.
https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/31080022
Looks like a face mask
I think it’s a combination of the lighting and the makeup that are making him look weird in those shots. But it is Trump we’re talking about, he always looks weird.