Based on a true story.
[Alt-text]A brain asks a woman in bed, “Hey you goin’ to sleep?”. The woman responds, “Yes, now shut up”. The brain says, “The internet is speculating that Trump died.” The woman has a dead eye stare and is not going to sleep in a timely fashion.
For the 20 minutes it takes to swear Vance in. While JD might have the charisma of bloated roadkill, he’s competent, unlike Trump who was guided solely by his narcissism and need for validation.
No, he really isn’t. But he’s much easier to puppet than Trump by evil people who ARE competent.