Based on a true story.
[Alt-text]A brain asks a woman in bed, “Hey you goin’ to sleep?”. The woman responds, “Yes, now shut up”. The brain says, “The internet is speculating that Trump died.” The woman has a dead eye stare and is not going to sleep in a timely fashion.
I like the saying “Republicans would eat a shit sandwich as long a democrat has to smell their breath.” I feel like that’s an accurate description.