Based on a true story.
[Alt-text]A brain asks a woman in bed, “Hey you goin’ to sleep?”. The woman responds, “Yes, now shut up”. The brain says, “The internet is speculating that Trump died.” The woman has a dead eye stare and is not going to sleep in a timely fashion.
That means that JD Vance would be president and that is arguably worse.
i would argue it’s not because the nazis would not unify under goebbels like they did with hitler
I mean the thing with Goebbels was he was…well…more insane than Hitler. Although Hitler was fucking insane, he also Eschewed some of the more wild shit that the Nazis used to underpin their ideology (like the idea that the Aryans came to Earth from an Ice ball).
Goebbels was a little more fanatical, like he named his kids names beginning with H (because Hitler) and didn’t eschew some of the crazier shit. He also didn’t have as much of a head on his shoulders despite being an Orator.
Vance on the otherhand has a head on his shoulders (unlike Trump) and also has some even more concerning stances on things (unlike Trump). Like Trump will call for people to be snatched off the streets and sent to random locations for making fun of him, he, and many of his followers, see him as an Emperor. Vance however, is a Theocrat, who given the powers of the presidency will end Secularism in the USA along with Democracy.