Speaker of the House Mike Johnson has a history of harsh anti-gay language from his time as an attorney for a socially conservative legal group in the mid-2000s.
Well, they just need to shrink the government down small enough to fit into everyone’s bedrooms. Don’t worry, they’ve got this shrinking technology perfected after shrinking the government down to fit in a woman’s uterus.
“small government” != sticking your nose into other people’s sex lives
And vaginas.
Especially vaginas.
He’s not a small government Republican, he’s a using the state as a weapon for his God Republican
Well, they just need to shrink the government down small enough to fit into everyone’s bedrooms. Don’t worry, they’ve got this shrinking technology perfected after shrinking the government down to fit in a woman’s uterus.