Lee Duna@lemmy.nz to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoApple jacks prices to juice profits because $19.3B a quarter isn't enoughwww.theregister.comexternal-linkmessage-square229fedilinkarrow-up11.26Karrow-down151
arrow-up11.21Karrow-down1external-linkApple jacks prices to juice profits because $19.3B a quarter isn't enoughwww.theregister.comLee Duna@lemmy.nz to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square229fedilink
minus-squarethe_tab_key@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up227arrow-down3·1 year agoI thought this was about a cereal for a hot second.
minus-squareM500@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up50·1 year agoI love Apple Jacks. I haven’t had them in years.
minus-squareJerkface@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·1 year agoWhy don’t they taste like apples!? (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
minus-squareEnsign_Crab@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·1 year agoWait until you hear about Grape Nuts.
minus-squareSlovene@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down1·1 year agoAre those The Grapist’s testicles?
minus-squareThassodar@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 year agoI’m gonna tie you to the radiator!
minus-squareTechmaster@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoReally? I’ve never even tried them but I always assumed they were basically apple flavored cheerios.
minus-squarepoppy@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoThey’re a very strong artificial cinnamon flavor.
minus-squareASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 year agoApple Jacks are my number two, only behind Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Also, number two, behind. Heh.
minus-squareASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 year agoThat joke was brought to you by lactose intolerance, btw.
minus-squaregarbagebagel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 year agoI scrolled away and had to come back because I just kept repeating the sentence in my head. If Apple Jacks gets $19B in profit I better join the cereal industry.
minus-squareJarmer@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoIs this thread a secret marketing ploy?!?!? Now I want some delicious fake apple cereal!
minus-squarethemeatbridge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoGlad I wasn’t the only one.
minus-squareAgentGrimstone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoI thought I was really out of the loop. A brand I haven’t heard in over 20 years has been killin it.
minus-squareterminhell@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoThe cereal is that good, I wasn’t doubting they were pulling that XD
I thought this was about a cereal for a hot second.
I love Apple Jacks. I haven’t had them in years.
Why don’t they taste like apples!? (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
Wait until you hear about Grape Nuts.
Are those The Grapist’s testicles?
I’m gonna tie you to the radiator!
This made me lol
They taste like jack instead.
Really? I’ve never even tried them but I always assumed they were basically apple flavored cheerios.
They’re a very strong artificial cinnamon flavor.
Apple Jacks are my number two, only behind Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Also, number two, behind. Heh.
That joke was brought to you by lactose intolerance, btw.
I scrolled away and had to come back because I just kept repeating the sentence in my head. If Apple Jacks gets $19B in profit I better join the cereal industry.
Is this thread a secret marketing ploy?!?!? Now I want some delicious fake apple cereal!
Glad I wasn’t the only one.
I thought I was really out of the loop. A brand I haven’t heard in over 20 years has been killin it.
The cereal is that good, I wasn’t doubting they were pulling that XD