Lee Duna@lemmy.nz to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前Apple jacks prices to juice profits because $19.3B a quarter isn't enoughwww.theregister.comexternal-linkmessage-square229fedilinkarrow-up11.26Karrow-down151
arrow-up11.21Karrow-down1external-linkApple jacks prices to juice profits because $19.3B a quarter isn't enoughwww.theregister.comLee Duna@lemmy.nz to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前message-square229fedilink
minus-squarethe_tab_key@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up227arrow-down3·1 年前I thought this was about a cereal for a hot second.
minus-squareM500@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up50·1 年前I love Apple Jacks. I haven’t had them in years.
minus-squareJerkface@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·1 年前Why don’t they taste like apples!? (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
minus-squareEnsign_Crab@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·1 年前Wait until you hear about Grape Nuts.
minus-squareSlovene@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down1·1 年前Are those The Grapist’s testicles?
minus-squareTechmaster@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 年前Really? I’ve never even tried them but I always assumed they were basically apple flavored cheerios.
minus-squarepoppy@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 年前They’re a very strong artificial cinnamon flavor.
minus-squareASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 年前Apple Jacks are my number two, only behind Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Also, number two, behind. Heh.
minus-squareASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 年前That joke was brought to you by lactose intolerance, btw.
minus-squaregarbagebagel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 年前I scrolled away and had to come back because I just kept repeating the sentence in my head. If Apple Jacks gets $19B in profit I better join the cereal industry.
minus-squareJarmer@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 年前Is this thread a secret marketing ploy?!?!? Now I want some delicious fake apple cereal!
minus-squareAgentGrimstone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 年前I thought I was really out of the loop. A brand I haven’t heard in over 20 years has been killin it.
minus-squareterminhell@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 年前The cereal is that good, I wasn’t doubting they were pulling that XD
I thought this was about a cereal for a hot second.
I love Apple Jacks. I haven’t had them in years.
Why don’t they taste like apples!? (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
Wait until you hear about Grape Nuts.
Are those The Grapist’s testicles?
I’m gonna tie you to the radiator!
This made me lol
They taste like jack instead.
Really? I’ve never even tried them but I always assumed they were basically apple flavored cheerios.
They’re a very strong artificial cinnamon flavor.
Apple Jacks are my number two, only behind Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Also, number two, behind. Heh.
That joke was brought to you by lactose intolerance, btw.
I scrolled away and had to come back because I just kept repeating the sentence in my head. If Apple Jacks gets $19B in profit I better join the cereal industry.
Is this thread a secret marketing ploy?!?!? Now I want some delicious fake apple cereal!
Glad I wasn’t the only one.
I thought I was really out of the loop. A brand I haven’t heard in over 20 years has been killin it.
The cereal is that good, I wasn’t doubting they were pulling that XD