Lee Duna@lemmy.nz to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agoApple jacks prices to juice profits because $19.3B a quarter isn't enoughwww.theregister.comexternal-linkmessage-square229fedilinkarrow-up11.26Karrow-down151
arrow-up11.21Karrow-down1external-linkApple jacks prices to juice profits because $19.3B a quarter isn't enoughwww.theregister.comLee Duna@lemmy.nz to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square229fedilink
minus-squaresquirrelwithnut@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up58arrow-down2·11 months agoI had to read the title several times before I understood that the article isn’t about Apple Jacks, the cereal.
minus-squareRetrograde@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14arrow-down1·11 months agoAlso I didn’t know Apple Jacks made juice profits, since when do they make juice?
minus-squareColorcodedResistor@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·11 months agoi would absolutely buy a meal replacement shake flavored Apple Jacks.
minus-squaretroglodytis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 months agoNo one ever pays me in juice 🥺
minus-squarersuri@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·11 months agoAnd what are prices-to-juice profits? Like how much they make per balanced breakfast?
minus-squarestown@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·11 months agoIt took me 24 hours, saw the headline yesterday morning and skipped over it. Didn’t realize it wasn’t about cereal until this morning.
I had to read the title several times before I understood that the article isn’t about Apple Jacks, the cereal.
Also I didn’t know Apple Jacks made juice profits, since when do they make juice?
i would absolutely buy a meal replacement shake flavored Apple Jacks.
No one ever pays me in juice 🥺
And what are prices-to-juice profits? Like how much they make per balanced breakfast?
It took me 24 hours, saw the headline yesterday morning and skipped over it. Didn’t realize it wasn’t about cereal until this morning.