Lee Duna@lemmy.nz to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoApple jacks prices to juice profits because $19.3B a quarter isn't enoughwww.theregister.comexternal-linkmessage-square229fedilinkarrow-up11.26Karrow-down151
arrow-up11.21Karrow-down1external-linkApple jacks prices to juice profits because $19.3B a quarter isn't enoughwww.theregister.comLee Duna@lemmy.nz to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square229fedilink
minus-squaresquirrelwithnut@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up58arrow-down2·1 year agoI had to read the title several times before I understood that the article isn’t about Apple Jacks, the cereal.
minus-squareRetrograde@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14arrow-down1·1 year agoAlso I didn’t know Apple Jacks made juice profits, since when do they make juice?
minus-squareColorcodedResistor@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·1 year agoi would absolutely buy a meal replacement shake flavored Apple Jacks.
minus-squaretroglodytis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoNo one ever pays me in juice 🥺
minus-squarersuri@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 year agoAnd what are prices-to-juice profits? Like how much they make per balanced breakfast?
minus-squarestown@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 year agoIt took me 24 hours, saw the headline yesterday morning and skipped over it. Didn’t realize it wasn’t about cereal until this morning.
I had to read the title several times before I understood that the article isn’t about Apple Jacks, the cereal.
Also I didn’t know Apple Jacks made juice profits, since when do they make juice?
i would absolutely buy a meal replacement shake flavored Apple Jacks.
No one ever pays me in juice 🥺
And what are prices-to-juice profits? Like how much they make per balanced breakfast?
It took me 24 hours, saw the headline yesterday morning and skipped over it. Didn’t realize it wasn’t about cereal until this morning.