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So, did my Etsy curses work? Time will tell. […] For now, we can only trust in the timing of the great unknown. […]

And to you, Mr. Kirk: May the rash come swiftly.

  • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Nah I choose to believe Adam had a dick and stuck it in every animal god presented to him as a potential mate.