I am unable to do the magic eye things, my eyes just don’t focus on that way. Good thing I never am required to

  • shalafi@lemmy.world
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    17 hours ago

    Mad as hell when my phone map orients North. Who asked you do do that you sumbitch?! 😂

    Wait, now that I think on it, I think I got it backwards. See what I mean?! Fuck I’m confused as to direction. Give me a compass and tell me which way is home.

    Got lost in the swamp last spring. “OK, just go north to this waypoint. STAY north.” Took me forever, crawling through mud and sticker-vines, over and under deadfalls, checking my compass every 20’, lost the foregrip on my antique shotgun, crawled out 20’ from the edge of camp. Home!