I may need to say something that is (seemingly) nice about someone, but I’d prefer it be very subtly backhanded or nearly believable hyperbole.
Edit: I realized that I was imagining something like how the Colbert Report was done where it’s easy to believe I’m agreeing when really I’m spoofing.
The ol uncle Iroh
“Wisdom has been chasing you all your life but you have always been faster”
Bad sarcasm me and my friends do
Any response to “ive been thinking” that is shocked. Like “Wow. And?” Or “good for you”
or any form of “yeah, youre getting there”
Basically rember that perfection is impossible and that comparison is the thief of joy but be a dick lol
I usually quickly respond “you okay?” in a concerned tone.
I’m sure both of you enjoy that joke
Whenever my wife says anything along the lines of “I’ve been thinking”, my go-to response is always “do I need to call the church?”
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