[Chorus] Men with beards What are they hiding? Could I handle the truth If they chose me to confide in? Or would my dead body be found Down a railway siding? Where I’d been murdered by a man with a beard Murdered by a man with a beard
[Verse 1] You can’t work out what they’re thinking in their face Because they’ve got hair growing all over the place You can’t tell what they’re up to, maybe it’s best not to know Perhaps they’re full of hair up here, but they’ve got none down below? Do they put porno mags in the bushes in the woods? Do they interfere with kids – and make them say ‘Thank you’ afterwards? Do they hang around in parks, and wait 'til after dark Jump out of the bushes – and then fuck you for a lark?
[Chorus 2] Men with beards What are they concealing? That facial fuzz gives me An uneasy feeling Like they’ll hide my dismembered corpse Up in the ceiling Where I’ve been butchered by a man with a beard Butchered by a man with a beard
[Verse 2] Shipman, Bin Laden, Stilgoe, Haystacks They were all hiding something, and that’s an actual fact Whispering Bob Harris – why was his voice so soft? Had he murdered a prostitute up in his loft? Like Peter Sutcliffe: The Yorkshire Ripper He avoided the use of a razor or clipper They’ve all got a secret – could be anything But they’re probably part of a pedophile ring
[Chorus 3] Men with beards What are they obscuring? They all seem so confident And so assuring But to some waste ground You, they’ll be luring Where you’ll be bludgeoned by a man with a beard Bludgeoned by a man with a beard
[Verse 3] A recent phenomenon, that I find weird Is the peculiar anomaly of the fashion beard In adverts, bearded men are considered normal and cool They’re no longer just kerbcrawling outside the school But now I can’t tell a rapist from some guy who is hip! Which one is Mick, from This is England – and which is Scroobius Pip?! Throw in a pair of sandals, and an ethnic hat And is he a Muslim extremist, or a Hoxton twat?!
[Chorus 4] Men with beards What are they secreting? Will they trick you into A clandestine meeting And then drug your drink Or the food you were eating? Until you wake up to find what you feared You’re being rogered by a man with a beard Watch out for men with beards (He’s behind you…)
Where the hell is that even from? I want to listen to this sick song.
What a weird thing to confess. And in public, no less.
He probably didn’t even realize he was confessing.
The teacher doth protest too much…
Add another panel where they’re making out
>MailOnline
Be better than posting this rag.
It is a meme
It’s weaponized misinformation to divide people so they don’t go after the oligarchy. It’s literally what this is.
Yes. This meme is exactly what this is. Uh huh.
Have fun with that.
You’re right, shitmemes based on DailyMail content is the high level academic stuff you’re reaching for.
This seems like the first step in a multi step defence for when the contents of his computer are made known to the public. I mean, if the only thing stopping you from being fuckable to this guy is a beard… YIKES!!!
Y’all making fun of this guy, but the fact is I’ve encountered several guys who turned out to be gay. And I don’t have a beard.
Coincidence?
Does that conversely also mean that a woman with a beard does not need to wear a hijab?
Inquiring minds want to know.
I think that a more likely to be considered possibility is bald women. Probably won’t be though.
“12 bottles of bleach” scene from Four Lions (2010)
That’s my IRA voice
…are there any women here today?
Man, that shit made me gay.
I mean, I’d let Pedro Pascal turn me gay. No homo.
You know he can grow full facial hair? He just had to shave it all off. On account of losing Pedro Pascal’s Wager
That’s another way of admitting you’re gay, I guess.
If it’s causing you “indecent thoughts” it’s because you’re gay and like clean-shaven guys, my man. I guess gay guys who like bearded men are allowed all the eye candy they want there as long as they don’t touch.
HA gaaaay!
Transitioning most places
> shave
> makeup
> new wardrobe
> voice training
> hormones
> laser
> surgery
> therapy for all the times you get clocked regardlessTransitioning in Turkey
> shave
> congratulations, enjoy passingThe fact that Turkish language doesn’t have gendered pronouns makes this even funnier.
I agree that men without beards aren’t masculine men, but I find absolutely nothing about shaved dudes attractive. I like a bush on pussy too, though. I’m all about natural. Plastic surgery, or too much makeup, too much shaving, all of that is a turnoff.
What an insecure statement to make.
Hey thank you for your opinion. I disagree. I don’t mind at all that you express your opinion. But everyone has preferences. I’m really comfortable with mine. You can have yours, and mine remain unchanged.
Your “opinion” started with a declarative blanket statement that is utter horseshit, so don’t even try to play the patronizing “high ground” wiggle. Take a minute and think on your default regurge routine, friendo.
If you hang your masculinity on having a beard that’s pretty fucking insecure, man.
I don’t know if this is disingenuous “reasoning” or, an honest position.
Ever since I came to understand that Flat Earthers weren’t just trolls, like the way Birds Aren’t Real folks ARE trolls, I’ve had trouble sussing out what’s real and what’s just bullshit “reasoning” to support bullshit ideals. I get now that I was just naive as to how incredibly stupid and evil people can be.
I know, it’s beyond frustrating! I consider myself not smart at all, yet people actually believe the earth is flat? Like, I mean, like… I don’t know, it’s just, it’s like they’re spitting in the face of humanity-stupid, it’s not even fun. It’s just beyond stupid.
It’s not unreasonable, if you’re so fed up with being lied to that you only believe what you see with your own two eyes.
And that you see when you look at the horizon is usually flat earth.
My issue with flat earthers is that they’re inconsistent with the whole “I believe what I see with my own two eyes” thing and hold other beliefs completely on faith alone with the same fervor.
Nah, there are many tests the poorest of homeless could do in modern times that prove the Earth is a sphere. The people that honestly believe it are either stupid to the point of being a detriment to society, or dishonest contrarians that are so shit that they’re … a detriment to society.
Humanity hasn’t been subject to natural selection for so long that completely brainless morons do exist in droves, and it’s frankly terrifying. Humanity is doomed, and it’s because far too many “good” people do not understand the natural forces that drove us to try and control our environment.
I hear you, and agree. But, as you point out, their inconsistency do tend to make me believe that they are beyond stupid, or just very, very bad people. Don’t know what I prefer. If stupid isn’t fixable (it is if the stupid person(s) acknowledge their lack of knowledge, but only a good person(s) seem to be able to come to such conclusion), then I don’t know.
But they don’t use their eyes. If they used their eyes they would know that Earth is roughly spherical. Just like people have known for thousands of years
Well not all of us have the privilege of travelling ten whole miles and then remembering to look back, eh!
Master trolls are indistinguishable from stupid and/or evil people.
FYI: Flat Earthers started out just like the Bird’s Aren’t Real people.
“Any group that gets its rocks off pretending to be stupid, eventually will be filled with actual stupid people who think they are in good company.”
Is that Kolanaki’s Law, then?
“Any group that gets its rocks off pretending to be stupid, eventually will be filled with actual stupid people who think they are in good company.”
Flat earthers actually started as a troll, but people are really fucking stupid.
Society obviously has a range of critical thinking capability. It used to be that every village had its idiot and the village knew who that was, and thus who to promptly ignore. The problem with the internet, is that all the village idiots found each other and started to form their own villages online. Along the way those that weren’t quite as dumb saw the groups they formed and thought, “Gee, that many people surely can’t be wrong”, and the groups got larger and larger until they were big enough to actually cause harm.
Sometimes, the seed of that stupidity were jokes and trolls. Flat Earth Theory was one of those seeds. Trump’s political career was kickstarted by 4Chan taking advantage of the same online landscape and legacy media’s inability to stay away from a constantly expanding train wreck that generates infinite ad revenue.
like the way Birds Aren’t Real folks ARE trolls
That was more a riff on the decades-long fear of mass surveillance. There’s a degree of conspiracy theory on top of the conspiracy theory, in which a few niche corners of the internet assert the “Birds Aren’t Real” guy was promoted as a means of deflecting attention from the Snowden Leaks and other surveillance whistleblowers.
I’ve had trouble sussing out what’s real and what’s just bullshit “reasoning” to support bullshit ideals.
Welcome to Post Modernist Mass Media. Manipulating public opinion is now more important than conveying anything that’s actually useful.
