She’s great at extraction, but don’t trust her with implants.

My phone and PC monitor are IPS and they certainly don’t look washed out compared to my OLED TV. Blacks are just slightly grayer. It’s really only even noticeable side by side.

The only plant I put on a steak is a little black pepper. I put more rocks (salt) on it than plants.

Like… They should have accounted for that. It’s fucking Kojima. Give him all the money and time he fuckin’ needs to cook.

The internet. The freeway. Prisons…

in porn there’s essentially no market for male content

Did you forget about gay porn?

They have autism; please be patient.

I feel like that one may have been uttered by someone who was very drunk on St. Patrick’s Day.

It was worth the weight (loss).

Cali. It was pretty unusual, tho. Usually doesn’t start getting cold until the end of October.

Nah, because if you say the right combination of words, you’ll instantly get a bingo for hitting all of them at once.

Where are you that 90+ degrees is cold? The surface of the sun?

what I mean is, a machine wouldn’t “retort” or be passive aggressive like this.

They’re not just machines or programs, tho. They are the typical sci-fi AI with full on human-like cognition. Unlike real world “AI,” the AI in The Matrix is actually capable of thoughts and feelings, so thinking in that direction isn’t necessarily off-base or too wild.

But I am pretty sure what they were referring to when they said “he doesn’t know” was the assault on the building taking place. Not that he was saying Smith doesn’t know what Smith was doing. He took his ear piece out when he asked to be alone with Morpheous and since he is bound by the rules of the Matrix, that meant he didn’t hear the radio chatter likely that would have alerted him to Neo and Trinity blowing shit up downstairs.

So weird that he didn’t turn out to actually be a monster. He was just a regular asshole.

Are aqua socks still a thing? 🤔

Nuclear bombs.

Singing (although depending on the mood and selection of songs, this may lead to crying).

Sex. Not masturbation, tho. If that ever leads to crying, they must’ve broke my dick.

It’s not necessarily against the rules, it’s just like… Farting in an elevator filled with people.

Dick Sucking Lip System 5.

First thing you need to know is that we don’t take kindly to AI generated slop 'round here.