Everytime you start to sympathize with him, he does something more fucked up.

I just jerked it with the door open. Not like anyone could see under the blanket. 🤷‍♂️

I just think computers are neat 🤷‍♂️

I feel like the only winners here are straight Russian kids who no longer have their brains rotted and creativity exploited by Roblox.

Maybe people are finally getting bored of the ssme old shit repackaged year after year 🤷‍♂️

My sides don’t even make it past Thanksgiving. They’re the best dishes.

I would be if I had money for new hardware at all.

I’ve been playing GTA5’s story mode again. I haven’t played through it since it first came out on PC. I missed the fun dialogue, over the top situations, and the actually good gameplay that isn’t marred by “bugs” that are so consistent in the Online portion that it’s hard to see them as actual bugs and not intentional annoyances designed to discourage griding for cash to buy the fun stuff.

Honestly the most annoying thing in the story mode is how Franklin immediately goes home to wear the laziest bum outfit imaginable after I just spent like a million dollars buying him actually good drip and then switching to Micheal or Trevor to do a mission.

I could write a book on how many little niggling annoyances exist in GTAO.

My family tradition was putting up the Christmas decorations on Black Friday or at least the following Saturday. 🤷‍♂️

My dogs have not even seen a Christmas tree because I haven’t put up a tree since the year before I got the first dog.

Fill them to 100% instead of only a quarter or half of the way. 😌

What if my tiger is still a baby? 🤔

What makes a game roguish?

• Random level design

• Death is permanent

• Turn based gameplay

• Grid based movement

Most modern roguelikes tend to only have the first two of these, tho. But those are the 4 main elements of the original game for which the genre derives its own, Rogue.

And Rogue-lites tend to make progression persist after death, at least partially. Such as with the unlockable weapons and things in Hades, while the boons and other abilities are pick ups you only have until death untill you pick them up again the next run.

Where do you live? I’m coming over so we can drill the bunussy out together.

Where would I find hotdog buns that aren’t already cut open to even have a need for such a thing? Make my own? I suppose I should make my own sausage, too. Fuck that noise.

He’s not allowed on the computer since all he does is look up pictures of pussy.

Everytime I do it makes me laugh. How did their eyes get so red? And what the hell is on Gandalf’s head?

Remember: Lift with your back in a jerking, wrenching motion.

No one:

OP: That’s wild bro.

Cat: “What the fuck is money?”