But what if…

Most guys just have one python in their pants.

Just lemme buy it with the money enemies drop when I kill them. 😬

Find Wood Bison in wild

Manage to get close enough to pet it

Wood

MFW

😯

I have a man, I have a pineapple.

Pineappleman!

Hm… Maybe that’s what I am thinking of. I know for sure that Smite is the reason Tribes: Ascend was left for dead, though, and that’s reason enough to hate it.

That said, it’s closer to Smite than it is a hero shooter.

I haven’t played Smite since it came out, but has it really changed that much that it’s no longer a hero shooter? 🤨 It was like Overwatch, 2 years before Overwatch came out.

I’ve been over the hero shooter fad for almost a decade. Where are the actually new ideas for the genre?

I said you were a pendant, not that you were being pedantic

So I’m a piece of jewelry? 🤨

Contrary to its name, the wood bison is not, in fact, made of wood.

My first one was the first one, and what sets it (and 2) apart from 3 other than literally the entire game (1 and 2 were 2D isometric, dialogue and choice heavy, CRPGs with turn-based tactical combat) was as I said the general vibe.

It didn’t take itself too seriously and the humor was incredibly seated in pop culture references. Bethesda’s brand of humor is more muted and generic, and their writing is incredibly dry sometimes (the best writing they’ve ever seen is in Elder Scrolls 3).

4 has the same kind of silliness as the originals, the visuals also fit a lot better IMO. But the CRPG elements are almost entirely gone at this point, which is why I regard it as a fun shooter and not an RPG.

New Vegas, however, is still the GOAT among the 3D Fallout games. Not only does it have actual RPG elements that I expect from something calling itself an RPG, it has the exact same tone and vibe as the first two games mainly because it had Brian Fargo and one of the other original writers working on it.

Who said I go frequently? It’s been ages. I really need a new brush, too… 😔

It’s ironic that Divide by Zero, a sizeable pro-AI instance, actually has rules requiring tagging AI content posted to communities not explicitly dedicated to AI content and the instances that are largely anti-AI do not.

Also, you can’t hand-to-hand a bear.

Polearms > Bear arms

I wasn’t being pedantic; I was being facetious. 😌

3k is just under 2 miles. That’s not that far. That’s about what I walked here in the US before moving to a larger city where there’s a grocery store right across the street.

I think we should get rid of guns entirely and go back to hand-to-hand combat with swords and clubs. Guns make it too easy. I want a challenge.

I just use an Excel spreadsheet, but I use OpenOffice instead of Microsoft Office.

Having to log back in is just part of the Oral-B Brushing Experience™

I prefer the cheap-fucking manual brush my dentist gives me every visit experience.