“Shit! We have to get rid of the evidence!”

“Yes, but where do we dump it? It’s already literally in the environment!”

“We’ll just have to eat it. No wait! Better idea: Make other people eat it!”

I don’t know shit but isn’t that thick black layer the carboniferous?

Full size chocolate bar though

Ouch my teeth 😢

Mmm, that iridium goodness!