Turd turd turd turd is the word

Fun fact, the original word for bear has been lost because people refused to mention them directly - like Voldemort

Bison bison bison

Or pica hudsonica

Howling

My dearest Fossil! Congratulations! Super proud of you dude - that’s not a small feat. My M.Sc. damn near did me in.

I can’t wait for the mental gymnastics anti-vaxxers use to try and dispute this.

Found the married person with kids

I’m lucky if I get an hour a day to myself outside of work.

That’s like Looney tunes level shit. Glad he made it out. From the start of your comment, and my experience driving said cavalier, I was expecting a bad ending

I drove an 88 cavalier for a long while. Shitty all season tires aside, the thing was amazing in snow because it was so light. It’d float right on top, while douche canoes in their jacked up F250/F350 trucks got stuck. It did not like glare ice due to the tires, but that aside it was great.

Bonus meme

FTFY

You just never read about the Australian ones.

Men these days can be squeamish about giving a woman oral. My brother in Christ, imagine being a crusading knight and licking some unwashed heretic puss

Yeah but who is a snob about AC/DC? Lol

I’m just ragging but I hate cork sniffers

Jane was a class act, a total bad ass, and a huge inspiration for a little nature nerd (like I was at 6).

Sad to see her go, but she’s left a huge mark on science and conservation and inspired thousands.

Now I’m a big nature nerd, and work to save it. Thanks for the guiding light, Jane.

I’m a flexterian, to

Which way to the vet, because these pythons are SIIICK

ᕙ⁠(⁠ ⁠:⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠∧⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠:⁠ ⁠)⁠ᕗ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GyBTNFKQ_Q

sorry my link was broken

Idk looks like Bieber to me