Wait. what black magic is this? 12 year old me desperately wants to know.

This guy faps.

Ah, a man of culture, I see. This was my choice.

Reminds me of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8dOGKGR0z

Can’t believe Simpsons got away with this

That last one speaks to how some people try and redeem themselves despite their flaws. We’re not all cut and dry. You can still be a good person, even if you’re flawed, provided the good you do outweighs the the bad. I would also throw a caveat in there, in that you’re actively trying to address your faults, too. Doesn’t do much good if you’re burning crosses and houses to the ground, and then taking in the resulting foster children lol.

Canadian prairies

I’m talking about gold

In one instance, TD Bank employees collected more than $57,000 worth of gift cards to process more than $470 million in cash deposits from a money laundering network to “ensure employees would continue to process their transactions” and not declare them in required reports, the DoJ said

I’m just laughing at the mental image of three dudes or something trying to spend that.

‘Fuck… I’m SICK of Starbucks Breakfast Sandwiches…’

You stop that. Stop that right now. We will not bring trends from that other site here, no matter how well executed that are.

I love this one. I’m imagining really loud quacking

Why did you take my body type and put a goose head on it?

This is a work of art

Last electrocution was in 2020. Yeesh.

Maybe the could help clean up all the fucking trash

Holy cow, I thought the electric chair was removed in all states. Gruesome

right? The voices are annoying as fuck, but once you get past it it’s very 90s esque comedy.

My kid is obsessed with Henry Danger. It’s corny as all get out, but can be pretty funny. This is one of the better scenes and entirely related: https://youtu.be/a3q4IXx7zeY?feature=shared&t=117

This guy gets it