I’ll add that to my $5,000 DOGE dividend. Why do news outlets report what he says when he’s obviously lying?

So a $2k decrease in taxes using some kind of unspecified math, while cost of living increases by triple that number.

How about “There is Zero Evidence of $2000 Trump Checks Beyond Mere Words” as the headline ABC? Christ. Or “Trump Floats Idea of $2000 Checks, Or Maybe It’s a Tax Rebate, Or Maybe Nothing, Or Maybe He Just Says Shit and We Eat It Up Every Time. Who Cares? Just Stay Scared and Don’t Change That Dial!”