It’s like a badly written “young adult” book written by someone who has never interacted with another human being, and none of the words have more than two syllables.

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    DO IT PLEASE MR. PRESIDENT, THIS IS THE BEST IDEA YOU’VE EVER HAD. THE PUBLIC WILL LOVE IT AND YOU WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED EVEN A LITTLE, OH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO IT.

    Edit: Aww no, nvm it’s not him singing.

    […] describing himself as someone who “gets much larger audiences than Elvis in his prime” and “does so without a guitar.”

    The president floated the idea of replacing what he termed “highly paid, Third Rate ‘Artists’” with a speech by “the Number One Attraction anywhere in the World.”

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      He’ll just make the troops be there like he did last year.

      Oh, wait - they’re tied up with Iran, Cuba, etc. Guess it’ll be ICE thugs this time.

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        Troops can get free tickets to the White House UFC fight. Except they have to pay for their own tickets and fr they have to be tall and fit, because the idiot doesn’t want to be offended by the look of the people who defend this country. [I suspect that white soldiers will get preferential treatment regarding ticket access and better seating. Honestly, I’m surprised that skin color wasn’t one of the selection criteria.]

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        Fuck, that was only a year ago?? This shitshow has been going on for far too long, fucking hell.

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      my mom was crazy for elvis…

      if she were alive today, she’d be nauseous at the very sight of the shitstained diaper.