Not only will America go to your country and kill all your people. But they’ll come back 20 years later and make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers feel sad.
- Frankie Boyle
Damn we’re really speedrunning here
I-ran
Yay for propaganda.
I’d be more interested in a movie about how he stole Justin Bieber’s hair.
Wasn’t he busy with that skibidy toilet movie?
weve never seen the pilot yet they had a movie ready to go
ok
Film to be based upon the accounts of U.S. service members. Which means it won’t be anything near the truth and is just gonna look cool with big explosions and for some reason a high speed vehicle chase scene.
Will the one chasing be a Hilux with a machine gun on the bed?
More realistically, it’ll be based on the pentagon’s accounts of the accounts of the service members.
The pentagon claims everyone the pilots encountered immediately tried to defect to us so hard, they were actually worshipped as gods. No combat, and gas prices fell to $1 where they are now.
Will the high speed vehicle chase come before or after the slow motion shots of the american flags blowing in the wind?
Yes, also during
This is the first time I’ve seen a picture of Michael Bay and he looks exactly like the kind of person who would make Michael Bay movies.
He’s not even finished the Skibiti Toilet movie yet
I would unironically pick that trashheap over the suckers and losers biopic at this point.
Its no longer relevant anymore either. You cant even make a movie in the amount of time where people still care.
Alright, who else is willing to bet that Brett Ratner is an executive producer ?
Yikes fuck this country
Anybody else read that as “furry” at first? I was very confused… 😂
This summer
helicopter noises and a choir sustain
The most epic rescue operation of a failed nuclear bomb drop you’ll ever see grace the silver screens
wide shot of the bomb waving down helicopter from earlier
Mother fucker you dont understand the sacrifice of a few guys holding back unequipped folks while more sacrifice was made to save other sacrifices of folks equipped with jesus who had to sacrifice others in the 13 minutes to Jesus you take for granted…. This is Abraham and you are pieces of shit that don’t understand how this is sacrificed in ways that you have never sacrificed while we all wage a holy sacrifice…








