It’s like the kid in high school whose parents are gone for the weekend, the liquor cabinet is stocked, and he thinks that by throwing a rager, he’s in the club. No dude, we’re just here to eat up all your food and drink your beer. Your parents are going to be pissed when they figure out someone fucked in their bed and there’s an upper-decker lounging in the powder room toilet, but fuck off loser.