• HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca
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      6 hours ago

      Don’t get excited. We no longer use the crude anal route for probing purposes as it was far too scarring, for us.

      We simply enter, what we believe to be painlessly, through your pupils, while you lay peacefully paralyzed and fully conscious for the invigorating science being done.