Can we apply this to more of them? Like now?!? Please?
Well Cheney is already … either dead or possibly undead… hrm, Bolton? Rove? How are their cardiology reports looking these days?
His life was a complete waste and net negative for the planet as a whole, like most of his compatriots.
I don’t think that war with Iran specifically was his focus in life (only recently), just war, and if could be with a middle-eastern country (such as Iran, ahem), that would be nice, but any would do. He really super-enjoyed war with Iraq and Afghanistan.
It’s like when the kids wanna go to Disney, and you check the ticket prices and are like, “fuck that,” and go to Universal Studios instead, and the kids are happy enough all the same. And it cost so much less, you can also go to Sea World. The kids will love that!
It’s a shame. I wanted him to see oil prices on Monday before he went to hell
Best one-sentence eulogy of a politician ever
Apparently the gay prostitute community is more upset over his passing than basically anywhere else
They’re all at half mast
He got fucked, literally and figuratively.
Short illness… pretzel
McCain got out while the going was good.
