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In bed.
Am I the only one who reads this like a threat?
Can threats be deeply spiritual?
Sometimes 🤷🏻
If fortune cookies can be, so can threats I suppose.
The gates of the afterlife shall be barred to you. Neither the succor of Heaven nor the suffering of Hell will await thee, o cursed one. You will walk the Earth a silent ghost until time itself fails to persist. There shall be no rest for the wicked, from now until the collapse of all things.
My delivery driver:
Good things come to those who wait
Well, shit…
The economy’s so bad that fortune cookies are just fortunes on a text message now.
Fortune cookie typa shit
All I want is to have the billionaires head 🥹
cmon atleast try to hide the gemini watermark
