I recently got a lava lamp. They take an hour or two to warm up before they become the trippy, moving “lava” they’re known for. Sometimes while warming, the blob inside becomes contorted into bizarre shapes. Usually they remind me of specimen jars in some mad scientist’s lab.
This time, it apparently transformed into a bird.
Edit to add:
Apparently we need a /c/MildlyPenis community.


No it doesn’t.
Why does OP think that?
Ridiculous really.
Let me try and see what they’re talking ab- holy shit it really does