Jane asked Tarzan one day if he wanted to have sex. “What sex?” asked Tarzan. Jane explained the process and Tarzan replied “Yes, Tarzan use trees for that”. So Jane took off her clothes, laid down, and spread her legs. Tarzan walked up to her and kneed her in the crotch as hard as he could. Jane doubled over in pain and when she finally stopped crying she shouted “What the hell Tarzan!” To which he replied, “Tarzan check for bees first”.