• partial_accumen@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    I mean, the job perks look very attractive on the surface:

    • work very closely with the president
    • maximum security location, possibly Supermax (pending)
    • free usage of the gym
    • 40% of salary issued in credit in the commissary
    • residence and meals included “3 hots and a cot”
    • spacious 6’ x 8’ shared accommodations
    • solitary accommodations allocated based on need
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      2 years ago

      I now want to buy an old prison and turn it into a “Luxury” vacation spot for rich cunts. Probably would flood it with napalm if they pissed me off too much. So I probably shouldnt.