octopus_ink@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agoMan who said he'd 'pluck out' VP Harris' eyes was baffled when feds appeared at door: Complaintlawandcrime.comexternal-linkmessage-square32fedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down10
arrow-up19arrow-down1external-linkMan who said he'd 'pluck out' VP Harris' eyes was baffled when feds appeared at door: Complaintlawandcrime.comoctopus_ink@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square32fedilink
minus-squareqx128@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoTurns out violent threats are not protected speech under the first amendment. Who knew?! Fuck around and find out.
minus-squareDoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 months agoThey are if you’re in Congress
minus-squareZombiepirate@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 months ago“Good people of the jury, my client is guilty of nothing more than merely forgetting to append ‘in Minecraft,’ to his statement.”
minus-squaremorphballganon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoHe specified using pliers. Are there pliers in Minecraft?
minus-squareZombiepirate@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 months agoI’ve been told there are mods for everything.
Turns out violent threats are not protected speech under the first amendment. Who knew?!
Fuck around and find out.
They are if you’re in Congress
“Good people of the jury, my client is guilty of nothing more than merely forgetting to append ‘in Minecraft,’ to his statement.”
He specified using pliers. Are there pliers in Minecraft?
I’ve been told there are mods for everything.