Ill got first.

I felt a bit nauseous coming back from work one day last week so I went straight to bed without eating.

The next morning I was quite hungry and once I had driven to work I went to a Tesco Superstore with a hankering for a banana.

Cue stupidity. I went to the adjoining Costa to use the bathroom and quickly scanned for bananas, which they didn’t have so I bought an overpriced toastie instead.

A few days later I’m sat mind wandering and I think I was in Tesco with thousands of bananas but I just checked Costa. Sigh

  • BaconIsAVeg@lemmy.mlEnglish
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    1 year ago

    Man, I’d forgotten about what happened yesterday until I saw this post.

    Yesterday after work, heading to pick my dog up from daycare. I’m sitting at a red light, front of the line. A song comes on that I don’t want to hear so I’m using the wheel controls to hit next song a few times, and I swear out of the corner of my eye I see the car waiting in the lane to the right of me move forward, so of course I look up and step on the gas.

    The light was still red. I didn’t see it until I was through the intersection.

    Luckily there was no cross traffic, but man was I breathing hard when I realized how lucky I’d been.

  • erogenouswarzone@lemmy.ml
    1·
    1 year ago

    I ran an UPDATE without a WHERE clause.

    Edit: Remember kids, when updating a database, always write your WHERE before your FROM.

    • Cuteblooded@feddit.nl
      1·
      1 year ago

      I ran the wrong DELETE statement today and accidentally deleted around 2.7 million records today instead of 13 …

    • FredericChopin_@feddit.ukOP
      0·
      1 year ago

      Oof.

      To share another in a similar vain.

      I work in Visual Studio Professional and I may have used the find and replace feature but forgot to keep it for current file and the entire solution was affected.

      I was mid session so couldn’t really role back the commit so I just had to laboriously check all the files I’d modified until the errors went away.

  • Shurf116@lemmy.ml
    1·
    1 year ago

    Yesterday I had to finish my work at 6 to attend a 3 hours language class at 7 and I was dissociating so hard that when I left I had to come back to work to grab something I forgot, then I freaked out thinking I lost a key to my office (they were in the other pocket). Then halfway to the language school I realized that I lost my coat somewhere along the way. Then I managed to get lost somehow on my way to the language school. After the class I got lost twice when I was exiting the fckin building! I was like “get yourself together FFS!” lol Feel so stupid even now while I’m writing this.