• Speiser0@feddit.de
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    1 year ago

    Your arguments don’t work in heated, low-insect-rate buildings.

    Do you have more, or do you give in?

    • Spliffman1@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Oh I have a lot more, I like having pants on so when I scratch my asshole I can get a nice streak inside the pants and not moist aromatic fingertips. Also pants are a good fart holder so I can spread the smell over a larger area. Also pants are a good piss catcher for those late coming dribbles that wait till you are reinserting into pants to come charging out. Shoes are good too so I don’t get the cockroach mayonnaise on my feet when I smash them.

      Just a few thoughts