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tetris11@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 3 months ago

The Party is conducting house raids. You are an undesirable and have X days prep. Where do you hide?

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The Party is conducting house raids. You are an undesirable and have X days prep. Where do you hide?

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tetris11@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 3 months ago
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  • Björn Tantau@swg-empire.de
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    Good try, Nazi scum!

  • Cowbee [he/they]@lemmy.ml
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    Certainly not discussing it online.

  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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      I don’t see how an emergency fold-out diaper changing table is going to dispel anyone

      • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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        Well, suffice to say it dispels anyone in front of it as a fine pink mist.

        • tetris11@lemmy.mlOP
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          Sounds quite useful for getting rid of unwanted odors, maybe they should start fitting these in public restrooms

          • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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            Careful, the govt might copy the idea!

    • Claymore@lemm.ee
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      I approve this message

      • Preston Maness ☭@lemmygrad.ml
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        Joined 2 years ago

        • Claymore@lemm.ee
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          Pardon?

          • Preston Maness ☭@lemmygrad.ml
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            I.e., you didn’t create the @claymore username for the bit a few hours ago. You’re legit @claymore.

  • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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    I hate parties. I’ll be in my room.

    • tetris11@lemmy.mlOP
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      Brilliant! By hiding in plain sight, they will search your piano and floorboards looking for you, only to never realise their mistake

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        Maybe something like this https://youtu.be/S0wEfdhbHUk?6Jb1yncjSDiKDi1y

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          “Entschuldigung, ähm, Hören Sie, Können Sie mir helfen?”

          The dubbing of this in a female german voice is just, fantastic.

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    There’s a lot of literature on the work of Soviet partisans. Some survival guides from three letter agencies of different countries were leaked. I’d “arm” myself with those (and actually arm myself with real guns if I will have access to them) and move to the forest. Forests and mountains are an excellent terrain type to go into hiding with both cover and natural resources to keep you going

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    I’ve been worrying about this transpiring since 01/20

    I’m not sharing my plans online.

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    Niagara Falls, the nicer side

  • RBWells@lemmy.world
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    Gotta keep moving, then. Need a good information network, they can’t be everywhere at once, and there are more of us than them.

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    What is ‘the party’ and why are they conducting house raids?

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      the party

      house raids

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        what

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    mexico, and i’ll keep an watchful eye over any icepicks that happen to be nearby.

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    There is a reality show where retired law enforcement officers try to hunt you down and if you stay hidden for a month you win $250,000. Very informative. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hunted_(American_TV_series)

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    Hi ICE!

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    Cleverly concealed at the front of a large crowd of my peers, with shields, guns, and a guillotine.

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    deleted by creator

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      I’m waiting for last minute. Maybe zombies come and wipe slate clean.

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      deleted by creator

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    Hide?

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