I dunno, but the scenery here reminds me heavily of Skyfall Lodge from the Bond movies:

Lady Death visits Castle Skyfall

Written on your Tombstomb, instead of RIP: E. Z.

sphere won’t scratch whilst offering stability, and is locked into the table with the claws

who’s the guy with the douchebaggy dark shirt

Fables vibes

1. The world becomes vegan
2. Garfield is okay with it, but ultimately dies when the replacement lasagna fails to nourish him.
3. President Dingbat uses Garfield as the poster child of lasagna oppression at the hand of liberal values.
4. Garfield takes issue with that and comes back to haunt Dingbat and spread his pro-choice lasagna message.
5. Dingbat tries to replace Garfield as defacto authority on lasagna, and pushes his pro-meat lasagna agenda onto his sycophants who go around testing people’s allegiance with fresh lasagna meat dishes.
6. Jon is saddened by the whole fiasco he inadvertently set in motion, but seeks to set the world to rights.

Eh, I just took out a restraining order and changed to a night shift and now the sun never bothers me.

I love her blank expression, even though she did that deliberately because there no space for another number nor a RHS past an equals sign.

This is the high art I come here for, anything to save me from the sweaty tiny palms of the Orange One.

Why did ghost mom leave? And, also, physically, how?

I love them. They hit that nostalgic spot for me so well, and they were exactly as popular as they needed to be, and once everyone got a little tired of them they had the decency to disappear off the face of the earth. I wish more bands did this.

*stares at clock*
“I know your secrets you little dippo”

I would have just gone with the obvious answer: telepathic will

birds tail

other peoples thoughts and goals bleed into your own without filter

Strong Gilben vibes here

The cowbird gets the last slice of pizza

I just realised where It Follows got its inspiration from

Reminds me of the advice my dad gave me on my wedding night: “if you ever go to Australia for any reason, then be prepared to kill a herd of elephants”

Words that I live by to this day