Like I’m paranoid everytime I use my phone in public and I want to be prepared.

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    Well that depends which country you’re in. If you’re in America, you take out one of your 13 guns that are just on your person for no reason, and shoot them as they run. Then shoot out any witnesses.

    🤣 Bruh I ain’t the president and I ain’t a conservative rich white man, so that aint an option. (also, I don’t want to kill people, its funnier if the theif goes home to find the phone locked and activation/FRP lock is active, so they essentially stole a brick, way funnier than just doing homicide)