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6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Scissor me timbers

6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

Sounds like it was written by an LLM.

6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

I know this house! The woman waving on the front porch actually died, leaving behind her elderly husband. He was so devastated when she died, and he became kind of a recluse. The government wanted to tear down the house, so he got a bunch of helium balloons and lifted the house away to go live by a waterfall or something. Also there was a boy scout and a talking dog for some reason. I don’t know, I could be remembering this wrong.

6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣@lemmy.world · 5 days ago

Drafting vellum?

6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣@lemmy.world · 9 days ago

I wouldn’t think so because you would need tens or hundreds of Bluetooth/WiFi radios. Even then they could still know that “here comes that guy with hundreds of Bluetooth/WiFi radios.”

A simpler solution might be to use randomized and regularly rotated mac addresses for your WiFi chips, which is easy enough on any android/Linux device. However, I’m not sure what other unique identifiers they could use for fingerprinting.

6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣@lemmy.world · 11 days ago

Considering that LLMs are just word guessing machines and not actual intelligence, that’s not likely to happen.

6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣@lemmy.world · 11 days ago

The secret trick billionaires don’t want you to know.

6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣@lemmy.world · 12 days ago

6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣@lemmy.world · 29 days ago

No, no. OP said “worst”. This is peak web design.

6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

Maybe he used to be a piece of shit, but people can change. I used to be a piece of shit… slicked back hair, white bathing suit, sloppy steaks, white couch. You would have not liked me back then.

6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

Finally, I can achieve my dreams of becoming a moisture farmer.

6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣@lemmy.world · 6 months ago

Nice.

6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣@lemmy.world · 7 months ago

I want to live in a world where this is just satire.

6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣@lemmy.world · 7 months ago

You’ll find that in the copywriting department.

6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣@lemmy.world · 7 months ago

Not quite.

6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣@lemmy.world · 9 months ago

It must have taken forever to get the shading right on the upper lip.

6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣@lemmy.world · 9 months ago

A government that says you can’t call it authoritarian is most certainly authoritarian.

6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣@lemmy.world · 9 months ago

Homonyms

6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣@lemmy.world · 9 months ago

Whatever happened to going the whole nine yards?

6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣@lemmy.world · 9 months ago

I only get that Johnny Chimpo branded stuff. It’s Afghanistanimation!