Toaster

Nice try, cops.

Great question. Do not eat before bedtime. So your second one: (stop eating) (well before bed).

Steve Jobs

Looks like a chicken nugget

Warudo

Impressive, very nice. Now let’s see Fox in Socks.

Now THIS is shitposting

As a skilled carpenter who’s used to measuring wood, this is the only answer.

I’ve been waiting for this. The signal of the end.

And my ass

I will keep your flame alive o7

Never change and godspeed brudder

I’ve licked a few salt lamps and I’m still here, so it must be safe

Is this the BPD flag?

1. Open a Vanguard account.
2. Buy as much of the thing called VOO as you can each month.
3. Come back at retirement age to oodles of money.

Holup, what were those last two things?

Love him. What a lad.

Hi Robert

You ain’t wrong

I’m so humble I could teach Mother Theresa a thing or two