N’wah.

Really shows you how far we’ve come, though! Just 15 years ago, he’d be screaming that he’s had a few nights with the artist’s mum regularly and then call the artist the n-word!

I can’t! I steal my stuff from here!

Oh great, so the AI summary basically turns mum’s texts into dad’s texts!

No, don’t worry, this is merely the German fairytale edition! It’s good for kids!

The guys who’ve named daddy longlegs have taken all the provisioned silliness for the next few centuries.

*Stoffpressvorrichtung zur unterstützenden Brustpositionshaltung

Get your facts straight, Anglo-Saxons. >:(

I get to flip a switch and have the trolley take the tiny detour I’ve caused it. Fuck being a tiny, insignificant blip in the endless context of time. I got to pull a god damn lever and make a trolley follows a tiny bump that I’ve caused. I get to ride that joy!

Oops, went a little off the rails about it, though…

I’ve heard he had very Reasonable prices.

Well fudge me sideways. Every day is a school day.

They’ve all got LPDDR5, so yeah, you’re unfortunately right. It feels kinda weird having to consider the 7000 and 8000-series last gen already; true as it is, though.

I really don’t know where you’re looking because I only see that in business-class laptops and even then not all of them have soldered RAM.

And I’m already counting the ones with one expansion slot with the soldered bunch.

Of course, if you paid attention only to HP, Dell and Lenovo, then I’d see why you’d think so. But beyond those brands, you don’t have that soldered nonsense everywhere. At the very least, you have things like Clevo, Framework and the like to sell you laptops without soldered ram.

I bet there are even websites that let you filter laptop models without soldered ram. Personally, I only know about Germany-based websites like that, though.

Absolutely yes. Which I’d also assume to be part of the reason brands coming around with memes are always so late to the party. The legal issues and getting the consent of all copyright holders (if even known at that point) is going to be a pain in any legal department’s ass. I doubt it would be much different for a private meme exhibit.

Of course, by 2100, there would be a historical context to view it from.

I wasn’t expecting a serious answer but you’re absolutely right!

Time to get the Meme Collage of Alexandria going.

If that somehow catches on fire, you can at least re-establish the phrase “This meme is lit”.

Don’t worry, Threads Pro will have you covered for an ad reduction for 3.99/mo.! And Threads Pro Plus for 5.99/mo. will get rid of them all by 2030!

Just like these traditional values prevented the spread of HIV in Russia, eh?

I actually struggle with the same mental image. Anybody born after 2000 still goes to school in my mind.

I can’t describe the reaction I always have inside when I consciously realize that post-2000 kids can actually be adults. Not just because I realize how screwed my perception of time is but also because I suddenly feel old.