Unfortunately, my dad’s the “my daddy did it to me so I’m gonna do it to you” type

I could’ve had a savings account above 3 digits if I didn’t have to pay rent the day I turned 18

The joke is that she’s still telling him not to give up after he’s already falling

I still think they look like bees. I’ve only ever known wasps to be black

Why do I vaguely recognize this image

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

One-ninety-ception

I’m a very big fan.

I mean, it’s the same concept. It’s just people get their panties in a twist when it’s AMAB people with feminine goals. Or vice versa.

I used to be like a diet version of Mike. Sometimes the turd becomes a progressive transfem communist.

Toes!!!

I thought the first rule was… wait…

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YES

I know nothing about cooking steak…but am I right to assume it should not be red in the middle? Pink I can understand but this steak just looks straight up raw in the middle.

Yes.

Mood

Rare pose!

Why does this actually sound brilliant