Gonna need y’all to clue me into the three that aren’t Luigi

Want

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

You’re

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Whining about using the word “admits” in this context is like whining about a science teacher using the word “wants” while talking about water taking the path of least resistance. We do this all the time in English.

Some serious “uhm ackshually!! ☝️🤓” energy.

Batta reel

…are you unaware that the Republicans are back in office? Or are you just unaware of what they’ve been up to?

goals

I am and probably always will be a tech enthusiast, but as time goes on I find myself more and more looking for old technology to avoid planned obsolescence, anti-repair bs, telemetry & tracking, lack of consideration for quality of life…

This is not how things were supposed to be. But this is how things will be if we don’t do something about oligarchs and certain CEOs.

Can you really be angry over obtuse meeting obtuse?

Tweets that give you dysphoria

I never used IRC so idk much about the clients, but is it possible his client just did that as a packaged feature?

Unfortunately, my dad’s the “my daddy did it to me so I’m gonna do it to you” type

I could’ve had a savings account above 3 digits if I didn’t have to pay rent the day I turned 18

The joke is that she’s still telling him not to give up after he’s already falling

I still think they look like bees. I’ve only ever known wasps to be black

Why do I vaguely recognize this image

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