You don’t become Hitler by not going to art school. You become Hitler by going to art school and getting rejected from it.

He’s the punishment America deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

Oh… wouldn’t you like “to” know?

It’s the sentiment that counts.

You wouldn’t download a book?

Blanta’s Blittle Blelper

Our telemetry data determined that no one was using it so we decided to drop that feature.

Just go to about:dont-grind_my-bones/39a667aa-b5c5-441c-9df9-0f75e3fc588d and configure it there. It’s so straightforward and obvious that it’s literally your fault if you didn’t notice it.

I’ll never get the American mindset which considers “used the n-word 200 times” the main offense, the one worthy to be in the headline, while “struck her numerous times and kicked her in the stomach” is just a minor detail that happens to be mentioned somewhere in the article as an afterthought.

I’d argue you still have a lot more visibility than if you were facing the other way. And you have to slide out a lot less to get a good-enough line of sight.

How many kilometers is your hood?

Wait, sorry. If cars are that big around you, you must be American. Let me rephrase: how many Washington Monuments is your hood?

Looking at any road, that number seems about right.

The unwashed masses dare to think that we are the elites? Clearly a result of their inadequate education…

That only works for you because you already care about other people’s life. To the typical road vigilante, an orphanage full of blind children means nothing compared to their sacred lane they were tasked to protect.

WIth or without tax?

Yup. Many of these accidents take two idiots to pull off. Don’t be the second idiot.

If I pull the lever hard enough, will the trolley reverse? If so - can I jump on it to avoid the conversation?

Does that mean that said families will never want to talk with me?

Yes, but then you’d be joining a group activity.

I already knew I’m a mental freak, but thanks for affirming it!