I will never be ashamed watching the Spice Girls Movie in the theaters.

It was dumb fun, laughed my ass off during the finale, the only thing “bad” about it was when it tried to be serious and dramatic. And those girls are bad at being serious and dramatic.

Also, Spice Girls gave us Geri Halliwell as a solo act and she has some bangers.

“My taxes” being short for “my share of the taxes.”

flashback to Alt 90 in Houston with a 65 MPH speed limit but if you aren’t going 85, you’ll cause an accident

Twice as high as a butterfly.

Jessica’s Thick Booty Prime

They’re planning a breakout.

“These are defective, are they still under warranty?”

“Here he comes! Immortan Mark!”

“I… got… gashed by an exposed piece of wire…”

Justice for Aaron Swartz.

And then he goes and makes Alt History Space Hippie Fantasy.

Now do Trump.

He means the Krampus, where the kid gets eaten.

Work smarter, work harder.

Harder! HARDER!

Did you invade Ireland?

1996: Can you imagine what life will be like 30 years from now?

2026: “Sign into your toaster using your Facebook account.”

“Jam empty, refill.”

“I just want to toast.”

“JAM EMPTY!”

Do… do you have an Italian accent?