I’m gonna tell my kids this is Jeffrey Combs.

This is faked. It’s from an old series of TV commercials.

Two TLDs linking to the same web host.

To be fair, they did used to be called water trucks (the ones they carried the water with them). The modern Fire Engine is just an evolution of the pump truck (the ones that took water from a nearby river or lake).

Doctor: “Are you following the food pyramid?”

Me: Kind of?

“Father, I found a McDonald’s with a working ice cream machine.”

“Boromir would have gone to one with a broken machine and fixed it for them.”

They were both deceived, for there was another beer. And another, and another, and another…

Ru Paul, please do a Christmas Lights special and judge the houses in the exact same way while the whitebread family with their two and a half kids stand there on the lawn grimacing at the camera.

“Boromir’s template would have been in HD.”

“Father, I got a hole in one.”

“Boromir would have gotten two.”

“We want the robot to have guns, but seem trustworthy.”

“I’ve got it!”

Anything is a lube if you’re brave enough.

Even that polar bear lost his job to AI.

No bunny, you don’t have health insurance!

Release the Scholastic Cut!

“YOU WERE THE JOLLY ONE!”

Dildos are getting a little out of hand.