Anything is a lube if you’re brave enough.
Anything is a lube if you’re brave enough.
Even that polar bear lost his job to AI.


No bunny, you don’t have health insurance!
Release the Scholastic Cut!


“YOU WERE THE JOLLY ONE!”
Dildos are getting a little out of hand.
And Pedro, and Jorge, and Fernando, and Roberto, and Marcus, and Gabriel, and…
Thomas Jefferson: Intelligence.
Benjamin Franklin: Genius.


When a YouTuber you’ve watched for years for niche content starts uploading MAGA rants.
She’s allowed to grow a beard if she wants.
As a man over 40… these things are fun.


If Biden is “sleepy,” then Trump is a fucking mummy.
The cops must be so upset by how he looks so much better than them even on a bad day.


Seasons Greetings from the House of Mogh.




“We want the robot to have guns, but seem trustworthy.”
“I’ve got it!”