“Effective immediately.” = Hostile, forceful.

“Effective yesterday.” = Mysterious, invites questions, makes you sound like a time-traveler.

It’s Afghanimation.

That’s the trick to goth girls. You think you’re adopting them, but they’ve adopted you.

Truly the Nagus has a dizzying intellect.

It looks like Russell Peters.

Perfectly in character for Zek, too.

“Earth isn’t a sphere, Earth is flat.”

“You’re a sphere.”

It’s shocking that Ian McKellen has never been in Star Trek.

Me watching this whole debacle:

“Gee, Billy, TWO wieners?”

“You merely adopted the lamp. I was born on it, molded by it. I didn’t see a natural light source until I was a man.”

I had to read halfway down before I realized it wasn’t the Breaking Bad meme. I knew nothing about that skit.

“Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?”

I remember staying up all night and getting to the point where normal words looked crazy to me. I would sit there trying to make sense of them but they would just seem wrong, especially how certain letters were next to each other.

After finally sleeping, the word would look normal again.

Because it’s been almost a week since someone almost died in one.

Let me be perfectly honest. That face paint is pretty badass.

Data was two seconds away from giving Riker a phaser rifle wedding.

“Oh, you pressed it for too long, now the computer is in factory reset mode. You wiped your hard drive.”