I’m gonna level with you, brother, immorality existed way before the internet.

I fucking thought it was just a shopped photo of Dan Aykroyd and Danny DeVito!

Instead of most people going home with a virus, now everybody is going home with a virus and their names on an FBI watchlist.

“Of course I will get the Manager for you, can you please tell me why you need to speak to them?”

Kira: “I just wanna talk to them.” continues to adjust disrupter settings

To paraphrase Yahzee from Zero Punctuation, “Rather than figure out what the mission is, I just build a shit ton of tanks and soldiers then run them from one side of the map to the other and hope I destroy the objective along the way.”

Considering South Korea’s total capital is owned by like four families, it’s a shitty ass monster.

It apparently works, so I guess law enforcement has to take it seriously now.

Why does he always look like his mom caught him masturbating.

That’s an excellent way to describe Sisko: “Not a safe way to do things, but it looks cool.”

Good Picardo episode.

Pro-birth.

Making jokes like this should have been Kirk’s first clue that he had a kid running around out there somewhere.

This is why LaForge and Barkley don’t talk to each other anymore.

If you put your ear up to it, you can hear the ocean… of damned souls wailing.

What even was the intention?

It’s been almost 20 years, is that pie still edible?

Amanda, wherever you are, I hope you’re enjoying another Twix.

Damn, another crossdresser? :P

If the sex parts get in the way, try facing the other direction.

Every Sunday morning the kitchen became The Hurt Locker.