I don’t need to imagine it. I’m still a liberal, because I have friends and empathy.

I’m just upset that God told me that I can’t eat owls.

Probably the person making the more believable claim.

…with blackjack and hookers.

And they don’t talk about the brain’s cellular degeneration. Myelin sheathes decaying at the axons. We get zombie rulers.

Wetness

Also, there’s nothing saying you can’t spam that shit and layer it. We probably need a rules lawyer or any of these could be exploitable.

Magic does exist!

That’s not his biological son. He married someone with low fidelity.

Agent

Oooo, what if I said I was doing it for God, though?

Nah, You’re right. I know the measure of this audience.

Something something kill the concept of a benevolent God and destroy capitalism. I don’t even disagree, but we got a little reductionalist.

The Crusades?

The Crusades 2 (In Development)?

Always tickled when I see the Dragon’s Tail.

To be fair, I’ve met some cool-ass lions that were just hypnotized by Nala’s bedroom eyes.

And dragons, but they tend to have a confusing energy that makes you question if they have a quiet, submissive side.

Ass.

What if you engineered real food and spiced it like each of theirs, subverted the supply chain for a little bit, and gave people real food? Then you take it away in a week or so and everyone realizes that these chains have gone downhill.

Heh. Butt.

I don’t have a phone. I just witness. I am posting this by sheer force of will. Someone hire me as you CEO.

*(Percieved) importance.

Oh, shit, I thought they just made Ska music.