the attack against aes is an older scheme. ai’s attack against aes won’t change anything about how we use aes. it’s a pretty routine advancement. still impressive that ai came up with it.

apparently ai just broke a cryptographic scheme, hawk, that the us government was assessing to standardize.

>>> import runk

>>> print(runk.count(1))

1

and scout still doesn’t know because the scout that learned about it was actually the spy pretending to learn about it

did I dream it?

they changed it a week or so ago

i found a power adapter in my closet last week that had it’s barrel jack cut off and instead had two wires exposed and had “works for fans” labeled on it lol… no idea why I did that

i never thought I’d ever use my touchscreen but now I’m touching the screen of my other laptop that doesn’t have a touchscreen out of habit…

what obscure reference is this?

tech bros have entered the classical era

tesseract is Ubuntu’s optical character recognition tool in my mind

literally whoogle

it’s for speed. if I tell you they’re out of sight now, but will be visible in 50ms, it’ll be faster than waiting 50ms to recv their new position that’s visible and waiting on network latency which could be another 50ms in addition

bonus shower thought: “upsidedown” is the longest word that can be typed out with upsidedown characters: umopap!sdn (sources needed)

all it could achieve is sending a signal to publishers to make physical copies… which may be good

because its already expired

Zoophilia is banned because it’s gross. Killing animals is okay because it’s delicious. Lol jk but actually I’d be fine with being more vegetarian. But probably not vegan yet.

that’s a truck so it needs a truckburetor, not a carburetor

that still only counts as one!

privacy implies vpn (or some mix-net), but not the opposite… so if you want privacy, you need a vpn, but a vpn by itself doesn’t give you privacy