Who?

The Putinist axis grows

Nowadays, creating fonts is easier than ever, with widely available tools. Creating good fonts that don’t look like hot garbage and don’t make your eyes hurt after reading a paragraph is somewhat harder, though type designers graduate from courses every year. There are lots of small independent foundries selling fonts around the world, and consultancies that will design fonts on commission for brands. If Monotype are going to play the private-equity extortion game, they’ll soon find game companies commissioning fonts they then own outright from designers, or even hiring a few type designers with the usual intake of 3D graphics/texture/animation artists.

Does the iOS one get this sweeping access to everything as well (which would require Apple to specifically give it entitlements)?

Trump: “Hang them for sedition!”

Commentator: “That is of course nonsense. The President doesn’t have the authority to …”

Supreme court: “As the President is a sovereign, he has absolute authority to issue death sentences for any reason” (6-3 majority)

Looks like all the apes have been funged.

If Apple licensed their optimised variant of ARM to third parties, Steam would probably jump right on it, along with other hardware manufacturers. The performance Apple Silicon got over the x86 machines it replaced was game-changing, along with the improved battery life. And other ARM vendors, whilst behind Apple (who do have excellent CPU engineers), are catching up.

Elon Musk: “I only date models”

50.4% against a candidate supported by the Republicans, most of the Democrat establishment and deep-pocketed billionaires, and backed by social-media algorithms.

Well, in a socialist society, the purpose of romantic and sexual relationships is to bring into being the next generation of workers to build socialism, and relationships which don’t do this are bourgeois decadence.

“slop” seems to be the 4chan inanimate-substance suffix, in the same way that “fag” is the suffix for any person

That’s my emotional support Saddam Hussein

Find the guy who genetically engineered algae to secrete THC and get him to repeat that for caffeine and theobromine.

Given the condition cats’ coats stay in, there are probably enzymes in cat saliva that evolved to have conditioning qualities. So a shampoo made with cat saliva is not entirely implausible.

An American large coffee is a litre-sized flavoured sugar syrup sundae which may or may not contain a homeopathic quantity of coffee. Sort of like British chocolate.

if you can’t spell “cheburashka”

“in the new issue: how to get the tradwife look”

In some locales, they’re open 24-7.

“It was for our team-building circle jerk”

Same reason 7-11 stores have locks on the doors