Panic

Sales have plummeted globally due to our CEO. Our brand is now poison… Let’s give Elon a massive raise.

Fuck. Tesla.

Mr. Nobel Peace prize

The dude was special needs and eating food out of the trash… And he was 16. They set him up for an arrest rather than just fire home over fucking nothing.

‘jokes’

Can you imagine being dumb enough to still believe things this dip shit says? Let alone that museums are out of control.

The stupidity of conservatives never hits rock bottom.

Mike Johnson probably has sucked a dick.

Anno 1800 and other games like that. I don’t have the patience for the learning curve.

Ah yes, Putin. A man of who strongly believes in democracy. He won with 88% of the vote in his last election. His opponents are so shaken by his leadership that they keep looking themselves.

If republicans living in the 80’s could see what they would become, their minds would shatter.

It is very clear where he got his ideas from. The Daily Show put together a nice summary.

The words he uses are not common expressions. They aren’t even phrases you might accidentally reinvent.

He uses very direct language from Hitler’s speeches.

• Blood of our nation
• Vermin
• Fake news
• Make America great again
• Referring to enemies as animals
• Retribution

All of it is clearly stolen for Hitler’s playbook. Trump gets on the stage and suddenly he speaks with a 1930’s vocabulary.

Why we can’t have nice things?.. Like Uncharted 5?

This shouldn’t be a fine. Be knowingly lied, which lead to death. Manslaughter. Prison.

What a useless nutsack.

More then 400 charge cycles? So like… All of them

Yup. We might take things a little further than normal, but start dropping the N-word or beating your spouse and that’s not the alcohol talking. You’re just an asshole.

Hint: it’s not me.

Chuck Schumer

I have yet to meet someone in their eighties that isn’t mentally slipping. I have certainly never met someone in their 90’s that wasn’t a shadow of their former self.

Term limits would be a great starting point.

I dunno, but that is one of the most punchable faces in history.