Last time I checked they had it in the web version

You don’t buy a Fairphone because of specs, you do because you care about workers conditions and the environment. Also, FPs support third party OSes that provide updates for years

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Adesso è godopoli

Lingva is an alternative frontend for google translate if you’re open to that, this is one instance.

Sounds like a twilight zone episode

This should be the accepted answer

Please do not buy worthless pieces of crap online, think sustainable and shop locally if possible