Fish when they see bait:

Shame be upon you for stealing my joke that I also stole

Artist is apparently called Neytirix and it’s taken from this video

I kinda wanna try buying a bunch of virus usb sticks and putting them into important pcs at work. Or leave them lying around the office.

Afaik, all immeadiately dangerous bacteria get killed by cooking. To completely kill the botulism bacteria for example, you’d have to heat it to 120°C, but the botulism bacteria isn’t dangerous, it just produces toxins (that are destroyed at 80°C). The only real concern here are toxin producing bacteria and fungi (that won’t sufficiently reproduce in such a short timespan as is necessary for thawing 1kg of meat). It might be bad if you left it out for longer.

Totally braindead and ridiculous, any sane person would only buy a hu tao themed phone.

(Me trying to explain anthropomorphisation of societal ideals to an American) Ok so imagine burger

He schmoovin

Mods, can we kill this guy?

There is no such website, I just hate the English and everything they touch (in a non-racist way).

Not to be racist, but I think the only type of person to be able to come up with something as decrepit as a banana peanutbutter jam glizzy is an Anglo, or someone tainted by anglo culture (read: Americans)

Inflation isn’t even halting before 9/11 anymore. THIS is Biden’s America!

The worst thing about the British is that they spread Anglos across the globe.

No clue how you got that impression. I suffer from the same second-hand emabarassment as well (which prevents me from enjoying most western ‘look at how stupid and dumb and embarassing the MCs are’-comedies), but its not being triggered in the slightest by her. The interviewees 100% percent know that they’re being fucked with.

Imagine having to finger your instrument’s clitorises for it to change notes.

Tell them to Funk off I didn’t consent to this wtf

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Mettbrötchen 😋

All cats are beautiful but sometimes more in a conceptual way