Yes, that’s such a shame. Thank you for making me aware that we have no such alternatives.

Nah man, this should be animal rights. Imagine going through life not getting baked even once. Damn, that’s cruel.

(cigarette)

By being blasted out of his mind on ketamine

No, I meant the literal phrase “gorilla warfare” in the copypasta gets me every time. You just made an honest wrong assumption, it’s no big deal :)

I’ve read this sooo many times, but for some reason “gorilla warfare” just fucking gets me every time, lmao

Thanks, man! Probably my favorite game of all time!

Found Dick Cheney

Show them license, registration, stuff like that to show compliance. Be respectful and say shit like “i respectfully decline to answer that question, sir”. If they want to search you or your car, say “I do not consent to a search”. They’ll probably search anyway, but even if they do find something, it does not hold in court, because the evidence was collected in an illegal manner.

Breath of the Wild for me!

Ooooh, tell me more about this mythical wire

Yooo, this sounds funny as frickin heck. Anyone knows this?

Dude, I HOPE he was talking about sucking dick, because I LOVE that!

Do you still wake up from nightmares of the horrific actions you have performed? Like nazi guards just following orders

I love masturbating. I think everyone should do it once a day.

It has a higher pH level than any known acid!!!

Nazi gold??

Yes!! UT04 was phenomenal

You never went to another doctor?

When a pit latches on, the only thing you can do is choke it out. Strangle it until it sleeps. Nothing else will make it let go. It doesn’t feel pain, doesn’t notice knife stabs or bat beatings or anything at all. Just hope it has a collar you can pull with all your might.