Polars gang

“our report was somewhat truth-adjacent”

Oh, he gives plenty of shits as anyone within a 10-foot radius could attest. Unfortunately they have never been about America either before or after this little event.

“for the last time…so far”

The pawfecy has been fulfilled

Worst gas station counter ever

No worries, you’ll get to it eventually

I wish I could forget the story so I could experience it again for the first time, enjoy it

“Google study shows”

Of all of his numerous crimes I think this one is the worst

That makes me feel so old lol

“I’ve made a huge mistake”

-America, 2025

Heartbreaking. That poor child did nothing and yet this is what they get.

in legalese, that’s the “find out” from the latin “Fuck around and find out”

The only game I have sat still as the credits rolled absolutely dumbfounded for at least 30 minutes

Fucking disgusting. The room too.

I do wonder if he bought Intel stock after saying that, knowing he’ll say the opposite next week and sell it right back.

Also In the Presence of Enemies Part I and II

Don’t forget a huge part of the movement is people trying to evade child support

From Goodfellas, that’s where my mind went.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yL9rSwrsMHw