Well fucking said. Smoke noodles rarely have room for curiosity, which is where new things often come from.

Edit: Not sure how smarmy know-it-alls became that, but I’m not changing it now

I think op’'s comment was a dig at Trump’s anti-immigration stance. He often said the same thing except substitute the word immigrants.

I just really have no words or thoughts for how one brain can possess both of these thoughts simultaneously

I’m going to miss all the Rikers we aren’t going to get for a long time :(

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Aww I loved that book when we read it in school

86% if you disregard the mild ones!

The difference between a million and a billion dollars is approximately 1 billion dollars

Lol, John Oliver did exactly that https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Our_Lady_of_Perpetual_Exemption

This twat thinks he’s the Che Guerva of the Right now, jfc

Literally, the fun police

Absolutely required viewing, especially in this day and age

The paradox of tolerance

This headline could be 2 hours or 2 years old

I work in snowflake every day, and we have two as well.

lol oops, reading is hard.

I would say he’s a solid #2 in that regard behind Kissinger