I’m not sure I do cope! What I do know is I don’t think I’ve come across a single ADHD meme that I haven’t seen myself in, but I’ve never been diagnosed lol

Took the words out of my mouth. I was literally thinking exactly this before I clicked on the comments and saw it was the top comment.

I finally forced myself to clean the bathroom last weekend after god knows how long and gave myself a nasty sinus infection that I’m still dealing with from all the dust I kicked up lol

I’m sure there’s a lesson in there but my depression and idiocy will more than likely override it lol

I don’t know what it is, but I can smell a somewhat metallic type smell on some specific people’s breath. It always smells very similar between different people. They generally aren’t very healthy, but no one seems to know what I’m talking about.

MAGA brain: Boston University = blue state = fake study! I can safely ignore this because it wasn’t done by the Texas Steakhouse Gun and God Church of Donald Trump the Magnificent. But even if it was, it would be fake news if it didn’t say want I wanted it to say.

Yeah I hate that! I drove my tonka trucks around too recklessly and hurt my pinky!

It’s a good thing they’re all retiring because they’re a bunch of insanely naive pathetic cowards… Oh boy oh boy you “secured” a vote where Republicans will just repeat their “no, fuck your healthcare” but in the form of a vote.

Bravo.

“It was a normal Tuesday afternoon until I violated the toaster, nothing was ever the same again.”

“We’re not losing them to the competition. We’re losing them to grocery and food at home.”

… You’re losing us because of greed.

“So just to get this straight, you’re saying you have downloaded 152 … zettabytes … of porn for your own personal use?”

We’re all just balls in the Baja Blast man.

Cold, and hot/humid lol we get the “best” of everything… Below freezing winters and ~95°F 70%RH summers

I had an advertisement dropped into my mailbox for a local house up for sale for $1.7 million

I rent a fucking garage “apartment”… They put that ad in the mailbox that is attached to that garage…

Ya got me, I just like cosplaying as poor. I chose to live in a garage for fun…

Yeah I keep up on those too. I was just mentioning unexpected things outside of normal car maintenance that I had to do.

I absolutely love hearing a woman speak with a French accent. Second best is an Australian accent.

Well fuck me!

Hey look, it worked!

Fuckity fuck fuck!

While it hasn’t paid for itself yet literally, getting a hybrid electric/gas car has been amazing. I only fill up roughly once a month and it costs ~$20. I’ve already had it 6 years and the only thing I’ve had to do is bring it in for the occasional recall notice for system updates.

It became “my thing” around when I turned 19. I had previously been exposed to a bunch of conspiracy theories that I never really bought into by a friend and in trying to learn more about it all I ended up following politics more, eventually learning my way out of the conspiracy land and instead watching the decline of the US for myself instead of having some internet weirdos say it’s the Jews or the annunaki…

It’s unfortunately more of a sick addiction now, I feel like I need to follow what is happening even though it just makes me extraordinarily depressed, seeing how no matter what we as a population will always be lead to make the wrong decisions and how there are so many people that revel in hatred and inflicting pain on “others.”

The more I learned about politics the stronger my support became for my candidate:

I sing songs to my cat, usually remixes involving “my wittle kitty” or “monkey monkey cat.”

I’m a “grown” man almost 40 I swear. Lol

I’m honestly not sure it matters to MAGA. Trump was critical in teaching Republicans a lesson: be ruthless and nasty, the base LOVES it. They love Trump because he’s unabashedly horrible to anyone and everyone and he allows them to be hateful too. As long as Vance or anyone seeking the (soon to be literal) throne follows that lesson then the base will follow them.