i used to hate peanut butter. idk why

read a long time ago about how the deer population got out of control in this one forest, and within a few years the place was practically a desert. everything just fuckin died

i really highly doubt minnesota would ever be red. not even when reagen (was it him?) won every single state. except minnesota

dont move at all. get comfy, then stop moving. dont even scratch a slight itch

when they snapped people back into life they also made sure they were in a safe place

man everyone dogs on season 8 but i liked it

most people will forget something that was already posted. 2 of my most liked posts are me posting the same song a month apart and no one realised it (not even me until i checked 😂)

i called in when my truck broke down and said “its all fucked up…er messed up i mean”

my boss said everybody laughed at the call in 😂

goodwill or other such type stores is the only option. or a garage sale with an unknowing seller

hey fuck you buddy why no banana?

the execution was god awful just in that stupid little stand alone. zero comfortable way to play it

i genuinely dont get the europe thing. what does it mean?

avgn has a great video on that piece of shit

first game i played i lost. i was fucking pissed.

second game i played i easily won. i was fucking pissed.

thats the small of it

oh dude it was amazing. no more going through menus to get the shout you wanted, you just shout! wish the game still had that feature

skyrim with kinect was genuinely the best way to play skyrim

snorlax. my gf is going as ditto

i heard an irish guy went to america and ordered a 9/11 as revenge (i dont think a 9/11 is a real drink)

didnt actually send thank god, but i lost my grip of my phone while watching porn, and somehow every button perfectly hit share. i was 1 more button press away from sending porn to my mother. i so very carefully deleted the message

we need to steal this guys blood